Woman Tries To Hide Her Lover With This Trick …What Her Husband Says Next Is Priceless
A woman and her lover are in bed together when suddenly, her husband comes home.
The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder.
“Don’t move! You’re a statue!” she says.
The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration.
The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could she.
The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies and comes back upstairs.
He hands the snack to the ‘statue’ and says,
“Here. I stood around for 3 days at the Smiths’, and they never fed me a thing!”
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