Wife Buys New Expensive Cosmetics …What Husband Says Next Is Pure Gold
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the ‘miracle’ products, she asked,
‘Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?’
Looking over her carefully, Harold replied,
‘Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five.’
‘Oh, you flatterer!’ she gushed.
‘Hey, wait a minute!’ Harold interrupted.
‘I haven’t added them up yet.’
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