Why Not Name Your Dog This Unusual Name

Why Not Name Your Dog This Unusual Name …The Reason Why Is Brilliant

Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?
The next time you get a dog, name it: Mypen!s

Why, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation!

-I did do my homework but Mypen!s ate it!
-Sorry I’m late. I was playing with Mypen!s.
-I’m sorry officer, I didn’t realize I had to keep Mypen!s on a leash.
-Mypen!s doesn’t come when I call it.
-Mypen!s likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
-If Mypen!s begs at the dinner table, I just tell it to LAY DOWN!
-I love giving Mypen!s a bath, but Mypen!s doesn’t like cold water.
-At night, I like to snuggle with Mypen!s.
-Mypen!s likes it when people pet him.
-Mypen!s needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds!
-Playing with Mypen!s really wears me out.
-Would you like to see a picture of Mypen!s?
-Sometimes I wake up, and Mypen!s is already active.
-I think Mypen!s has a mind of its own.
-I keep a picture of Mypen!s in my wallet.
-Whenever I get lost, Mypen!s points me in the right direction.
-I think Mypen!s is getting old because he won’t get excited anymore. He just plays dead.
-Mypen!s got out last night. I think he’s sleeping with the lady next door.
-HELP! Mypen!s is lost…can you help me find him?
-Sorry to be driving slow officer, but I was looking for Mypen!s.
-Sorry to be driving so fast, officer. I have to take Mypen!s to the hospital.
-Mypen!s got fleas from the neighbors dog.
-Anytime Mypen!s gets too excited, I just scratch him behind the head.
-Please do not feed Mypen!s table scraps!
-Do you think you could feed Mypen!s while I’m on vacation?
-I have a cat that plays very well with Mypen!s.
-When I take Mypen!s for a ride in the car, I roll down the window so it can hang it’s head out.

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