What If the Person Who Named Walkie Talkies Named Everything
Antonia, a Twitter user, started a hilarious thread about the funny names things would have if the guy who named walkie-talkie named them. She gave a list of names herself which is sure to make you laugh.
After the initial thread was a huge success she decided to add some more words she’s thought up names for.
Pretty soon, other people joined in and the thread became seriously funny!
Here are some that we thought were equally brilliant.
Forks = Stabby Grabbies
Knives = Slicey diceys
Defibrillator = The Hearty Starty
Allergies = Wheezy sneezies
Microwaves – Heatie eaties
Fart = Booty tooty
Socks = Feetie heaties
Socks = Toesie cosies
And here are two that we actually we use already!
Screwdrivers = Rightie Tighties
Underwear = Tighty whities
Is there any more funny names that you can think of? I definitely think we should officially change the names of things to some of these hilarious alternatives.
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