We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads. So, I’m not fat. I’m just really intelligent and my head couldn’t hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
They say as you get older the wiser you become. So I’ve had a think about it. What if it’s the weight of all that knowledge that surely contributes to the weight we gain. Therefore I’m going to blame it on all the knowledge that I am carrying around for the reason we all get heavier as we get older, Whats more, all that knowledge is seeping into my body because my brain can’t handle it all.
All those years of life lessons, and the wisdom I’m carrying around with me. It is a real drag, but someone has to have all the brains. And I guess that person is me. So from now on, I’m full of information from my head fell to my belly. That is my story and I’m sticking to it. Not that you need to have an excuse. So what if I’m a bit tubby round the middle, i’m living my life for me, not to please others.
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