Things Mums NEVER Hear Their Kids Say … Number 9 Is Brilliant!
1.‘Mum, before I put these clothes away, do you need anything else ironed?’
2.‘Hey Mum, What’s that playlist you’ve got there? I love it.’
3.‘Mum, you still haven’t accepted my friend request.’
4.In the car: ‘Would you like me to turn the music down so we can talk?’
5.‘Look! Isn’t that Audrey from your choir? Shall we go over and have a chat?’
6.Voluntarily emptying the dishwasher: ‘Mum, where does this go?’
7.‘Hey Mum, what time do you want me home?’
8.‘I met a girl last night. Do you want to hear about it?’
9.‘Can you think of anything else that needs doing whilst I’m in cleaning mode?’
10.‘Let’s mix it up a bit here – you lay the table and I’ll cook dinner!’
11.‘Let me give you a hand with those shopping bags – are there any more in the car I can bring in?’
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12.‘Would you like a shower first, in case all the hot water runs out?’
13.‘Turns out you were right again, Mum. I did need a coat – it was really cold.’
14.On the phone to Mum: ‘I still want to borrow the money, but can you just put Dad on as I want to be sure he’s OK with this.’
15.‘If my alarm goes off in the morning, please could you yell at me every five minutes just in case I didn’t hear it?’
16.‘What shall we take for great uncle Bob when we visit him in hospital on Saturday?’
17.‘Mum! Don’t put it there – someone could trip over it!’
18.Grabbing something from the fridge and stopping: ‘Mum, you’re spot on – this will just ruin my dinner.’
19.About to take the dog out for a walk: ‘If I didn’t walk him every day, I wouldn’t be keeping my word.’
20.‘Mum! Hurry up! Why are you always so slow?’
21.‘Oh, I’m sorry – I didn’t realise you were cooking. I’ll give you some space.’
22.‘Sit down. I can get myself a drink.’
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