Sunday School Teacher Goes On A Blind Date …What She Says Next Will Shock You
I went out on a blind date with a woman I met online. So I went to go pick her up.
I wasn’t expecting much but lo and behold, 5’2″, baby blue eyes, strawberry blonde hair, just gorgeous.
I couldn’t believe my luck.
I asked her what she did for a living. She said she taught sunday school.
Now I never had me a Christian girl, but I’m open minded so I took her to dinner.
On the way, I lit a joint and asked her if she puffs. “Oh heaven’s no, what would I tell my Sunday school children?”
I said okay, not everyone’s idea of a good time. I took her to the best restaurant I knew.
I ordered the steak; she ordered the lobster. I asked for the second most expensive bottle of wine on the menu.
When the waitress came to pour, She said she didn’t drink. I said, “you don’t drink?!?”
“Oh heaven’s no, what would I tell my Sunday school children?”
Excellent food, sparkling conversation but I’m bummed out, I don’t know what to do with a girl like this.
Finally, I’m driving her home and pass a cheap motel, I figure, what have I got to lose.
So I ask: “Wanna get a room and knock boots?”
She says: “I thought you’d never ask!”
I say: “Really? What are you gonna tell your Sunday school children?”
She says: “The same thing I tell them every week.
You don’t have to drink and do drugs to have a good time!”
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