She Was Appalled When She Thought Airline Staff Called Her “Fat” But The Reality Is Hysterical.
The following is an actual story provided by a Travel Agent.
A woman called and asked, “Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to who?”
I said, “No, why do you ask?”
She replied, “Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I’m overweight, is there any connection? “
After putting her on hold for a minute while I looked into it (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.
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