Passengers Were Shocked When Pilot Said This Over Speaker ..What Follows Is Priceless
A full plane of passengers was about to descend after a long flight to Australia.
Five minutes before landing in Melbourne the pilot says to the passengers
‘’Good morning everyone, we hope you enjoyed your flight with Qantas. It is currently 24 degrees and cloudy. Have a great day’’
After the speech the pilot puts the mic down forgetting to mute it. So the other pilot goes on to saying…
‘So what are you going to do when we land’?
‘Well first I’m gonna get something to eat, take a sh*t then I’m gonna bang the blonde flight attendant at the back.”
Realising what’s happening and that the whole plane can hear, the flight attendant runs to the front trying to warn the pilot to turn the mic off when she suddenly trips over an old ladies hand bag.
The old lady looks down and says.’’ Slow down love, he has to take a sh*t first’!
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