My mother taught me

RELIGION: You better pray that will come out of the carpet.

LOGIC: Because I said so, that’s why.

IRONY: Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.

WISDOM: When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.

JUSTICE: One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!

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