Man Running Late Can’t Find Parking Spot In Desperation He Says A Prayer …What Happens Next Is Unbelievable
A guy is late for an important meeting. But he can’t find a place to park.
In desperation, he begins to pray. “Please Lord, if you help me find a parking stall right now, I promise to go to church every Sunday and never drink vodka again!”
A moment later, he sees a beautiful empty spot right next to the entrance.
“Never mind. Found one!”
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A man is trying to understand the nature of God, time, and the Universe.
He asks God: “How long is a billion years to you?”
God says: “A billion years is like a second to me.”
The man asks: “Well, how much is a billion dollars to you?”
God says: “A billion dollars is like a penny to me.”
So the man says: “God, can I have a penny?”
And God replies: “In a sec.”
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