An Elderly Man Impressed Everyone With His Endearing Terms For His Wife …The Reality Is Priceless!
An elderly gent was invited to his old friends’ home for dinner one evening.
He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his with endearing terms-Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
The couple had been married almost 70 years, and clearly they were still very much in love. While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, “I think it’s wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names.”
The old man hung his head. “I have to tell you the truth,” he said, “I forgot her name about 10 years ago.”
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Some Funny One Liner Old Jokes
1.What goes up but never comes down? Your age!
2. Ageing gracefully is like the nice way of saying you’re slowly looking worse.
3.At my age, the only pole dancing I do is to hold on to the safety bar in the bathtub.
4.The older we get, the earlier it gets late.
5.You know you’re getting old when you have more candles on your cake than friends at your birthday party.
6.How are stars like false teeth? They both come out at night!
7.Being an adult is just walking around wondering what you’re forgetting.
8.I’m at the age where I have to make a noise when I bend over. It’s the law.
9.The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.
10.The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.
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