Man Buys Girlfriend An Expensive Gift …You Won’t Believe What He Says Next
Peter, who was in his early 20’s, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, at a very smart jeweller’s shop
in Hatton Garden, London.
The jeweller inquired,
‘Would you like your girlfriend’s name engraved on it?’
Peter thought for a moment, grinned, then answered,
‘No, instead engrave ‘To my one and only love’.’
The jeweller smiled and said,
‘Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.’
Peter retorted with a glint in his eye,
‘Not exactly romantic, but very practical….
This way, if we break up, I can use it again.’
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