Man Asked His Doctor if He Thought He’d Live to Be a Hundred …This Is Brilliant
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, He said I was doing fairly well for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him,
‘Do you think I’ll live to be 100?’
He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?’
‘Oh no,’ I replied
‘I’m not doing drugs, either!’
Then He asked, ‘Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?’
‘I said, ‘Not much… My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!’
‘Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?’
‘No, I don’t,’ I said.
He asked, ‘Do you gamble, drive motor-cycles, drive fast cars, or have a lot of s..?’
‘No,’ I said.
“Well, then,” said the doctor,
“why would you want to live to be 100?”
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