Little Johnny Goes To Auction With His Father

Little Johnny Goes To Auction With His Father

Little Johnny Goes To Auction With His Father …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold

Little Johnny attends a horse auction with his dad.

He watches as his father moves from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest.

After a few minutes Little Johnny asks, “Dad, why are you doing that?”

His father says, “I have to make sure that he’s healthy and in good shape before I buy him.”

And Little Johnny says, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy mom.”

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