Italian Couple Is Walking Around The Mall …Wait Till The End
An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall.
After a while, they get separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she sees and asks:
“Excuse me, have you seen-a my-a Tony? He’s got a big-a belly and a-lotsa of curly black hair?”
The saleswoman answers that she hasn’t seen her husband.
So the Italian woman goes to ask another saleswoman:
“Excuse me, have you seen-a me Tony. He’s got a big-a belly and a-lotsa of curly black hair?”
“No, I’m sorry ma’am, I haven’t seen your husband.”
The Italian woman goes to see one more saleswoman and ask:
“Escusa me, have you seen-a me Tony. He’s got a big-a belly and a-lotsa of curly black hair?”
The saleswoman answers:
“Yes I saw him, he ran out of here lickety split.”
To which the Italian woman answers:
“No no no, that’s not-a my Tony, he pinch-a the bum, grab-a the b**b, but he no lickety split!”
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