Hilarious Dog Rules For Humans

We all know that our dogs basically own us, despite us trying to pretend we are in charge. So here are a few ‘RULES’ that dogs have in place for us humans. If you are a dog owners you’ll appreciate how spot on these are!

1.Don’t come home smelling of other dogs
2.You must feed me every goodie you eat
3.Don’t call me or lead me to a bath
4.Let me outside even though I just came in, there was n area I forgot to sniff
5. I can sleep anywhere I choose even if it means you trip over me
6.Don’t shhh me from barking while you are on the phone, I heard the wind blowing the leaves.

7. Don’t move me while I’m sleeping sideways in the middle of the bed, you have enough room on the edge.
8.Don’t think you can leave a room without me
9.Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl
10. If it lands on the floor it’s MINE
11.Cuddle with me at least four times a day
12. You will never pee alone again.

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