Highway Patrol Officer Gives Woman Some Advice …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
An old woman from a small rural town was driving her horse and cart to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her.
“I’m not going to cite you,” said the officer. “I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your cart is broken, and it could be dangerous.”
“I thank thee,” replied the lady. “I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home.”
“Also,” said the officer, “I noticed one of your reins to your horse is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to animals, so you should have your husband check that too.”
“Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both when I get home.”
True to her word, when the old lady got home, she told her husband about the broken reflector, and he said he would put a new one on immediately.
“Also,” said the woman, “The policeman said there was something wrong with the emergency brake.”
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