Handyman Is Caught Wearing Bizarre Attire …His Reasoning Why Is Utterly Brilliant.
A lady went into the office and found an inexperienced handyman painting the walls.
The handyman was wearing two heavy parkas on a hot summer day.
Thinking this was a little strange, the lady asked the handyman why he was wearing the parkas on such a hot day.
The handyman showed her the instructions on the can of paint. They read: “For best results, put on two coats.”
_____________________________
A guy goes door to door looking for work.
One homeowner hands him a brush and a can of paint and offers him $150 to paint his porch.
A few hours later, the guy comes back to the homeowner and says,
“I’m finished. But you should know that your car’s a Ferrari, not a Porsche.”
You’ve just read, Handyman Is Caught Wearing Bizarre Attire. Why not read I Blamed My Wife For Our Messy House I Was Wrong For So Many Reasons