Girl Thinks She’s Smarter Than Her Classmates …But Then Her Mom Says This
Jenny, a blonde girl, came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10.
See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”
“Very good,” said her mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde?” Jenny asked.
“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde,” said the mommy.
… The next day the girl came skipping home from school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G.
See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!”
“Very good, Jenny,” said her mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde.”
The next day, Jenny came skipping home from school. “Mommy, Mommy!” she yelled, “today we measured our chests in class and mine is the largest! Is that because I’m blonde?’
Her embarrassed mother …
‘No darling, that’s because you’re 20.’
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