Customer Chooses The Wrong Day To Give A Waitress A Hard Time …Wait Till The End
Customer #1: Thank God, this line is taking forever. (There is no line at all, although the tables are mostly occupied.)
Me: Sorry about the wait, sir. May I take your order? (The customer proceeds to rattle off a long, confusing, and often contradictory order, including such things as a meatless ham sandwich.)
Me: Sir, I’m a little confused by your order. Do you mean?
Customer #1: oh for God’s sake, I have to repeat myself now? Weren’t you paying attention the first time?
Me: I’m sorry, sir, but I don’t want to get anything wrong. You made a big order, and…
Customer #1: *sighs* I’ll repeat myself, but just this once. I hate dealing with lazy ignorant dropouts like you.
(He repeats his order, but I understand it even less because I am trying not to cry. He finishes speaking and snaps his fingers at me.)
Customer #1: Hello?! Punch it in, you dumb ***** I haven’t got all day, and (Suddenly one of the other customers; a strongly-built man who has been quietly sitting at a nearby table, roars, and leaps to his feet, flipping the table and spilling his coffee in the process.)
Customer #2: GOD-D*** IT! ONE DAY OUT OF PRISON, AND ALREADY I HAVE TO **** AN IDIOT IN A COFFEE STORE! (The rude customer shrieks and flees from the store. I and the remaining customers stare at the man, who quietly picks up the table and comes over to the counter.)
Customer #2: I’ll pay for any damage. If you could show me where the mops are, I’ll take care of the mess too. Me: I-I-I, um
Customer #2: Don’t worry about it, sweetheart. There’s always gonna be an a** like that around.
Me: Uh, you, um
Customer #2: Oh, the prison thing? *laughs* Never been in jail in my life. So, anyway, wheres that mop?
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