Couple Are Lying In Bed One Night When Wife Asks This

Couple Are Lying In Bed One Night

An Old Married Couple Are Lying In Bed One Night When The Wife Asks Him This…  What He Said Next Is Priceless.

Read To The End For His Brilliant Reply.

The lady turns to her husband and says “I remember when we were young, you used to tell me you loved me”.
Grudgingly the man replies “Of course I love you”. 
The lady says “And I remember when we were young, you would hold me closely and caress me in your arms”. 
With a sigh, the man puts his arms around his wife and holds her close for a moment. 
She then continues: “And I remember when we were young, you used to nibble on my ear”. 

With that the man abruptly threw off the covers, got up and strode across the bedroom. 

“What’s wrong?” said his wife. 

He replied, “Got to go and put my teeth in!”

Nothing beats the humour of old people. They are amazing and really do just say it as it is. No holding back. But you can’t deny, his reasoning is brilliant!

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