Old Murphy Goes Back To Church …You Won’t Believe The End Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life: After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said. “Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to […]
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Little Johnny Is Bored During Sunday Church Service ..You Won’t Believe What He Says Next Little Johnny is sitting in church and getting extremely bored and restless as the preacher’s long and dull sermon as it drags on and on. Not able to take it anymore, he leans over to his dad and whispers in
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Little Johnny Is At School …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold Little Johnny’s teacher is doing her rounds at lunchtime when she sees little Johnny pulling faces at another child. She starts to talk sternly to Little Johnny and says “Johnny when I was a young girl I was told that if I made ugly
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Teacher Was Telling Students About Punctuation …What Little Johnny Says Next Is Pure Gold This week in Little Johnny’s English class, they were learning about punctuation. When they got to periods, Johnny asked, “Why are periods so important?” The teacher informed him and asked why he wanted to know. He said, “When my sister told
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Farmer Goes To Market To Sell His Pigs …What Follows Next Is Priceless A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county market and sell them. At the market, he met another Farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate
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Little Johnny Was Attending His First Wedding …Wait Till The End Little Johnny was invited to his first ever wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the Little Johnny responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you know that?”
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Teacher Asks Class To Give Example Of Coincidence …What Little Johnny Said Next Is Pure Gold Teacher:Can Anyone Give Me An Example Of Coincidence? Little Johnny:Sir, My Mother And Father Got Married On The Same Day Same Time. Teacher: How Old Is Your Father. Little Johnny:As Old As I Am. Teacher:How Is It Possible? Little
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Hunter Went Out To Hunt For Buffalo …This Is Brilliant A hunter went out to hunt for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says
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Two Boys Are Playing By The Stream …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn’t figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy
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Man Walks In A Shop To Buy A Suit …Wait Till The End A man was sold a very cheap suit. “But my left arm is much longer than my right arm,” he complained. “That’s why the suit is so cheap,” the salesman explained. “Just lift your left shoulder a little, like this, and tuck
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