Paddy Visits Shop That Sells Everything …What Happens Next Is Hilarious Paddy was walking through a town one day when he passes a shop with a notice in the window: The notice said. ‘We sell everything’ Paddy could not believe this, so he went inside. He walked to the counter and asked the salesperson “Do […]
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A Blind Old Man Who Decided To Visit Texas …What Happens Next Is Priceless There once was a blind old man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said,“Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered,“Everything is big in Texas.” When he finally
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An Old Man Asks His Wife To Sew On A Button ….What Follows Next Is Hilarious An old man of Glasgow, Scotland, comes to the little old lady of the house exclaiming, “Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that’s come off of me fly? I can’t button me pants.” “Oh Angus, I’ve
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Computer Support Hotline Gets A Call From Destressed Customer …What Follows Next Is Priceless Actual dialogue of a former Customer Support employee. Operator: ‘Computer assistance; may I help you?’ Caller: ‘Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect ‘ Operator: ‘What sort of trouble?’ Caller: ‘Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden
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A Texas Elderly Gentleman Asked A Waiter To Do This …What Follows Next Is Hilarious An elderly Texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, “This is from the gentleman seated over there,” indicating the sender. She regarded
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Newly Wed Bride Rings Mother In Tears …You Will Not Believe What She Says Next “Oh, mother,” she began, “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time. But, mother, on our way back, Andy started using really horrible language. Stuff I’d never heard before Really terrible four-letter words. You’ve got to come
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A Middle-Aged Man Tired Of The City Relocates …What Follows Next Is Hilarious A middle-aged man was tired of his job in the city and wanted a place where he could relax. So he decided to go to the seaside and buy a house. He found the perfect house and was about to buy it
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Teacher Gets Frustrated At Students Wrong Answer …The Reality Is Priceless “If you had a dollar,” quizzed the teacher, “and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?” “One dollar.” answered Little Johnny. Teacher: “No no, listen carefully… If you had a dollar, and you asked your
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She Explained To Her Husband The Devil Made Her Buy The Sexy Dress …This Is Brilliant A pastor was enraged when he found a bill for a $250 dress in his wife’s purse. “How could you do this?” the pastor cried. “You know we’re on an incredibly tight budget!” “I know,” the woman said, “but
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A Pastor’s Confession …Wait Till The End Three men of God met and agreed to tell one another their bugging problem which must secretly be kept from others hearing. The first pastor said “my problem is pilfering; I always steal from the church purse, please brethren I need you to pray for me.” The second
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