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Blonde Gets Lost In A Snowstorm And Remembers This Neat Trick …This Is Brilliant A blonde driving a car got lost in a snowstorm. She didn’t panic, though, since she remembered something her father had taught her: “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow-plow to come by, and follow […]

Husband Looked At His Wife And Said This …This is Brilliant A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her underclothes and ravaged her. He knew he was

Mother Complains Of Sons Unlucky Marriage …Wait Till The End Two women friends met after many years. “Tell me”, said one, “What happened to your son?” “My son, the poor lad!” sighed the mother. “What an unfortunate marriage he had to a girl who won’t do a single work in the house. All she does

An Old Man Was At A Truck Stop …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter.

Confession To Priest Takes a Surprising Turn …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A blondie went to confession and said to the priest, “I’m pregnant.” He asked, “How did this happen, my child?” She said, “I think it must be the second coming.” The priest, shocked by this reply, asked, “What makes you think

Three Friends Are At A Restaurant …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a restaurant. They are having a fun time and give their waitress a huge tip. Super excited about the tip, the waitress decides to tell them a secret: In the women’s bathroom, there

Four Married Guys Went Fishing …What Man Said At The End Is Pure Gold Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place: First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife

Husband Texts Wife And Gets No Reply …What He Says Next Is Pure Gold Late one night, a husband sent a text to his wife, requesting her to wash his dirty clothes and prepare his favorite dish before he returned home. Surprisingly, there was no reply. Unfazed, he sent another text, informing his wife about

Little Johnny Farts In The Classroom …This Is Brilliant Little Johnny lets out a fart in the classroom, causing his teacher to become upset and eject him from the room. Seated outside the classroom, Little Johnny finds himself unable to contain his laughter. Passing by, the principal notices Johnny and inquires about his laughter. Johnny

The Hilarious Job Interview …Wait Till The End Picture this: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a job interview. The brunette strides in first, filled with confidence and determination. She nails the forms and questions like a pro. Just when the interviewer thinks she’s aced it, he throws a curveball: “How many