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Man Asked His Father For Advice For A Happy Marriage …What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Out Loud An engaged man asked his father for advice for a long and happy marriage… Dad, you and Mom have been happily married for 40 years now. How do you do it? “That’s easy son, when your […]

A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest …Wait Till The End A man accidentally elbows a lady in the chest as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says “If your heart is as soft as your chest, I know you’ll forgive me.” To which the woman replied…

A Husband And Wife Playing A Game …This Is Brilliant WIFE: Honey let’s play a game HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about? WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the

See A Spot With No Waves Don’t Go In When you’re at the beach and notice an area where the water seems calmer, with smaller waves and a darker color, do not approach. This is likely a rip current, a dangerous and powerful water phenomenon that can appear unexpectedly along the coast. Rip currents form

Attractive Blonde Makes Bet On Single Dice Roll …Wait Till The End A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of  dice. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.” With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the  dice, and

What Is The Difference Between Girls Aged 8 to 68 …This Is Priceless What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68? At 8-You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 – You

A Woman Who Had Been Married Three Times Goes Wedding Dress Shopping …This Is Brilliant A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. “Of course, madam,” replied the sales clerk, “exactly

Husband And Wife Are Sitting On The Couch Watching TV ….This Is Priceless A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head. She looks up and asks “What are you staring at?” “A spider,” he replies. “I

Little Johnny Proves Customer Isn’t Always Right …This Is Priceless Little Johnny managed to follow the golden rule of customer service while also giving his boss something to think about…. Scene: The Boss’s Office. Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office immediately. Little Johnny: Yes, sir! Boss: Little Johnny, I noticed you arguing with

Little Johnny Rushes Home From School For Icecream …What He Says At The End Is Pure Gold Little Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, “Put that away Johnny! You can’t have ice cream now. It’s