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Mans Interview Was Going Well …Until He Said This A man was interviewing for a job and it was going quite well until the very last question was asked. The interviewer said, “In this job we need someone who is responsible. Would this be you?” “Oh yes!” The man replied happily…. …“At my last job, […]

Little Johnny Makes A Confession … What He Says At The End Is Pure Gold “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Johnny?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t

Woman Goes Antique Shopping …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold After retiring from a busy life in business, Claire travels around the country visiting antique shops trying to find bargains. One day she goes to an antique shop in the city. She speaks to the shop’s owner and says: “When I was in here last

Man Is Lying In His Hospital Bed … This Is Brilliant A patient was lying in bed, still groggy from the effects of a recent operation. His doctor came in, looking very glum. “I can’t be sure what’s wrong with you,” the doctor said. “I think it’s the drinking.” “Okay,” the patient said…. …“Can we

Man Goes For An Interview For A New Job …Wait Till The End Karl, fresh out of accounting school, went to an interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked: “What is three times seven?” “Twenty-two,” Karl replied. After he left, he double-checked

 A Lady Approached Old Man On Rocking Chair …This Is Brilliant A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said.

Man Takes Small Boy To Barbers …You Won’t Believe What He Says At The End A man and a boy go to the barber shop. The man gets his hair cut then tells the barber to give a haircut to the boy while he’s getting a drink in the bar opposite. When he’s done, the

Embarrassing Times People Didn’t Know Who They Were Talking To 1.Lucky they didn’t give a negative comment 2.Imagine turning down the American flim makers view on a film he wrote 3.Would loved to have seen his face after he realised 4.It is slightly scary how little knowledge people have on history and politics 5.A good

Little Girl Goes To The Barbers Shop …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A young girl goes to have her hair cut She visits the bakery first, then her mother drops her at the barber shop. She’s around ten years old and has been getting her hair cut there since she was small. As

Man Begs Doctor To Be Castrated …This Is Pure Gold A man walks into a Doctors office and says “I want to be castrated!” The doctor refuses. The man screams “I want to be castrated!” and throws 4 grand in cash on the table. The Doctor reluctantly performs the procedure. Three weeks later the man