Husband And Wife Are Sitting On The Couch Watching TV ….This Is Priceless A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head. She looks up and asks “What are you staring at?” “A spider,” he replies. “I […]
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Little Johnny Proves Customer Isn’t Always Right …This Is Priceless Little Johnny managed to follow the golden rule of customer service while also giving his boss something to think about…. Scene: The Boss’s Office. Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office immediately. Little Johnny: Yes, sir! Boss: Little Johnny, I noticed you arguing with
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Little Johnny Rushes Home From School For Icecream …What He Says At The End Is Pure Gold Little Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, “Put that away Johnny! You can’t have ice cream now. It’s
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Blonde Gets Lost In A Snowstorm And Remembers This Neat Trick …This Is Brilliant A blonde driving a car got lost in a snowstorm. She didn’t panic, though, since she remembered something her father had taught her: “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow-plow to come by, and follow
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Husband Looked At His Wife And Said This …This is Brilliant A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her underclothes and ravaged her. He knew he was
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Mother Complains Of Sons Unlucky Marriage …Wait Till The End Two women friends met after many years. “Tell me”, said one, “What happened to your son?” “My son, the poor lad!” sighed the mother. “What an unfortunate marriage he had to a girl who won’t do a single work in the house. All she does
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An Old Man Was At A Truck Stop …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter.
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Confession To Priest Takes a Surprising Turn …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A blondie went to confession and said to the priest, “I’m pregnant.” He asked, “How did this happen, my child?” She said, “I think it must be the second coming.” The priest, shocked by this reply, asked, “What makes you think
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Three Friends Are At A Restaurant …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a restaurant. They are having a fun time and give their waitress a huge tip. Super excited about the tip, the waitress decides to tell them a secret: In the women’s bathroom, there
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Four Married Guys Went Fishing …What Man Said At The End Is Pure Gold Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place: First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife
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