Funny

The Story Of Creation …This Is Brilliantly Funny God created the dog and said, “sit by the door of your house and bark at everyone who comes in or walks by. I will give you a life span of 20 years.” The dog replied, “that’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years […]

Father Got Scared When His Daughter Said Goodbye …This Is Priceless A father tucked his 3-year-old daughter into bed, told her a story, and listened to her prayers “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and goodbye Grandpa.” “Why did you say goodbye, Grandpa?” her father asked. The little girl said, “I don’t

Woman Finds Out How Long She Has To Live …You Won’t Believe The End A 45 year old woman from Los Angeles had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital. While in surgery, she had a supernatural near-death experience. Her spirit was lifted up to heaven where she met God and asked Him,

Husband Gets A Rude Awakening After Going To Bed Drunk …This Is Brilliant After a night of drinking, Brian crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke, he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed

Husband And Wife Were Having A Serious Quarrel …What Follows Next Is Priceless My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her “Pack your things and……” At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop to allow her answer the caller. It was her dad. The phone was

Three Strangers Met On A Nudist Beach …This Is Pure Gold Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men’s jobs, and why they were at the beach. “I’m a construction worker,”

Husband Asks Wife This Question …Her Response Is Priceless A husband and wife were sitting together having their morning coffee. The husband asked: “Honey, you always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?” “When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears,” the

Man Goes To Psychiatrist With Unusual Family Problem …Wait Till The End A man from Alabama went to a psychiatrist with a drinking problem. He sat down in the office chair and the psychiatrist asked him, “So, can you tell me why you drink?” The patient took a deep breath and said: “Of course, I know

Old Married Couple Give Good Marriage Advice …This Is Brilliant A couple were at their granddaughter’s wedding reception when the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married longest. It turned out to be the grandparents. The DJ asked them: “What advice would you give to the newly married couple?” The grandmother said:

Two Bankers Go Out For Lunch …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Two bankers went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned, marched over and told them: “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!” The bankers looked