Neighbor Brings His Bull Over …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A farmer arranges with his neighbor to have the neighbor bring his bull over to inseminate the farmer’s cow. While the bull is doing the business with the cow, The farmer’s son and the neighbor’s daughter are leaning on the fence watching the whole […]
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Little Johnny Was Sitting In The School Hallway …This Is Brilliant Little Johnny was sitting in the hallway of the school, bored out of his mind. Suddenly the teacher walked by and he asked her: “How do you put an elephant in the fridge?” The teacher, amused, said, “I don’t know, how?” Little Johnny then
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City Girl Marries A Farmer …This Is Pure Gold Stacy, a city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, “The artificial insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a big nail into the two-by-four over the cow’s stall.
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Tom Was Drifting Off To Sleep …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold Tom did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to asleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing in front of his bed. “What the hell are you
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Little Old Lady Went To The Bank Carrying A Bag Of Money …This Is Brilliant A little old lady went to the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because “It’s a lot of money!”
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Elderly Couple Decided To Relive Their Honeymoon …This Is Pure Gold It was their 50th wedding anniversary and the elderly couple, in their 70’s, decided to relive the honeymoon. When they arrived at the hotel where they had stayed that first night they found the lobby full of people. They made their way up to
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A Man Goes To The Psychiatrist …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A man goes to the psychiatrist. The psychiatrist asks his patient: “Do you really think that you are a horse?” The patient: “Yes.” The Doctor: “Ok, it will be a long and expensive therapy.” The patient: “It’s ok, I have enough money.”
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Two Old Ladies Were Lifelong Friends …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold Mrs. Murphy and Mrs. Cohen had been long-time close friends. But being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion. It was not long before Mrs. Murphy felt very lonesome for Mrs. Cohen, so one day she asked to
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Old Man Found Himself A Young Girlfriend …This Is Priceless Herm is 85 years old and retired. He gets a checkup with his physician. A week or so afterward the doc sees Herm strolling the boardwalk with his arm around a beautiful, comely young female. The doctor stops him and asks, “Herm, you must be
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A Man And His Pet Badger Walk Into A Bar …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud It’s about 5 pm, but they’re ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, and eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one
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