Funny

Elderly Neighbour Agreed To Dog Sit …This Is Brilliant An elderly spinster who was a dog lover agreed to look after and house her neighbour’s dog whilst the neighbours went on their holidays: The only problem was that the spinster’s own dog was a female that was on ‘heat’ and the neighbour’s dog was a […]

Two Elderly Folks In A Nursing Home …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Two elderly folks in a nursing home wanted to get married. Their doctor took each one into his office separately to try and talk them out of it. He called in the woman and told her that the man had already

Little Johnny Asks His Father …Wait Till The End Little Johnny asks his father “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?” Wife was cooking dinner when she heard little Johnny ask, so she eavesdrops and listens to what her husband will have to say. Father “because it makes grown-ups happy” Johnny “I want

Sarah Was In The Fertilized Egg Business …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of

Johnny Wakes Up In The Morning …Wait Till The End Johnny wakes up in the morning. He has a massive hangover and can’t remember anything he did last night. He picks up his dressing gown from the floor and puts it on. He notices there’s something in one of the pockets and it turns out

Mother-in-Law Decides To Test Her Three Son-In-Laws …This Is Brilliant A Mother -in -Law decides to test her three Son- in-laws for their good nature. For this she goes for a walk by a river with the first son-in-law; jumps in. He saves her. Next morning he finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house

The Lion Had An Idea …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I’ve seen it on T.V.” He proceeded to describe it to the rest of the animals and they all got excited

Lady Was Celebrating Her Pregnancy News …This Is Brilliant A man sat at a local bar and said: “This is a special day, I’m celebrating.” “What a coincidence”, said the woman next to him, “I’m celebrating, too”, she said and clinked glasses with him. “What are your celebrating?”, the woman asked. “I’m a chicken farmer,

Man Has Bad Habit Of Going To Local Bar …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A man had a habit of taking off for the local bar every time after supper where he used to spend the whole evening and would arrive back home very drunk at around midnight. After arriving he always had trouble

Little Johnny Is Sitting An Exam …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold At the start of the exam, the invigilator says, “You have exactly 2 hours. I will not accept any papers after this time has elapsed.” Two hours later, the invigilator calls out, “Time’s up, Ladies and Gentlemen.” Little Johnny is still scribbling away