Teacher Asked Class To Use Word Absolutely In A Sentence …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said, “the sky is absolutely blue” The teacher said no, “it is not, sometimes its black or has different […]
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Two Boys Were Lying In The Hospital …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first boy leaned over and asked, “What are you in for?” “I’m here to get my tonsils out, and I’m
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Little Johnny Is Constantly Late For School …You Won’t Believe What He Says Next Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what’s worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that she has had it with his exaggerations. The principal tells her to send Johnny to
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Old Married Couple Are Sitting At Home …What Follows Next Is Priceless A 65 year old married couple are sitting in their home and suddenly, the woman says: “I want to tell you something. Go to the barn, go to the farthest bale of hay and bring what is there.” So the man goes to
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Little Johnny’s Class Was Learning Vocabulary …What He Says Next Will Shock You Little Johnny’s class was learning vocabulary in Health class, thanks in large part to Johnny’s use of obscene words. The teacher was going down the list, asking students to use the words in a sentence. “Rectum,” she said, and Johnny eagerly waved
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Little Johnny Is In Math Class …You Won’t Believe What He Says At The End Little Johnny is math class. And the teacher says “Johnny, if you have 20 sheep in a field and one leaves, how many sheep are left?” “None”, replied Johnny “No think Johnny, 20 sheep in a field, one leaves how
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Young Brothers Decide They Want To Start Swearing …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud There was a 6 year old and a 4 year old brother. It was the 6 year olds birthday that day. They wake up in the morning and the 6 year old says to his younger brother “Hey, I think
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Three Guys Go In For a Job Interview …You Won’t Believe What He Says At The End The first guy goes in and kicks ass, best job interview he’s ever done in his life. End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?” “Yeah,” says
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The Grim Reaper and the Dentist …You Wont Believe The End There are two identical twin brothers that live together. One happens to be a well-respected dentist, and the other can’t seem to keep a job. Instead of actively looking for work, he likes to sit around at home. One Saturday, the dentist is hungry,
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A Man Is Throwing Sawdust All Over The Road …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A man is throwing sawdust all over the road. He’s causing a big mess with sawdust everywhere. A policeman walks up to him and says “What do you think you’re up to?” “I’m keeping the crocodiles off the main
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