Funny

 Little Johnny Is With His Grandpa …This Is Priceless Little Johnny is standing in the barn with his grandpa. There are rabbits in the barn and their droppings are all over the floor. The boy says, “What are all these pellets on the ground, grandpa?” Grandpa says, “They’re smart pills, Johnny. Eat them and you’ll […]

Little Grandson Made Grandma A Coffee …This Is Brilliant A grandmother was surprised when she woke up to a cup of coffee from her 8-year-old grandson. She gulped down the most bitter coffee she had ever tasted but down it all because she wanted her grandson to feel like he made something his grandma loved.

Professor Receives A Knock On The Door …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A middle-aged male professor receives a knock on the door of his office on campus. After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says: “May

Three Guys Talking About Their Wives …This Is Pure Gold There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a while, one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about

Man Is Surprised To See A Parrot  On The Plane …This Is Brilliant On reaching the plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee, whereupon the parrot squawks, “And get me a whisky, fatso!” The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky

Husband Arrives Homes After A Bad Day At Work …What Wife Says Next Is Pure Gold WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face? HUSBAND: Had a terrible day, I lost all my colleagues today at work. WIFE: Oh my Lord! What happened? HUSBAND: There was a fire out break

Woman Asks For Advice On Husband Staying Out Late …This Is Priceless A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. “Take my advice,” said the neighbor, “and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o’clock in the

Husband Visited A Marriage Counsellor ….This Is Brilliant A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said, “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it’s all different, I come home, the dog

Wife Asked Her Husband To Drop Her Off At A Friend’s House …You Won’t Believe What Follows Next A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friend’s house, where a party was taking place. He responded that he would be too busy throughout the day in the office, and gave her some

Elderly Gentleman Was In The Kitchen …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud An elderly gentleman was in the kitchen and had taken down the wall clock, placing it on the floor in front of him. Then he turned on the kitchen radio tuning in to a Hip-Hop station. He then started gyrating and jumping