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I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it. I have to say, if i ever won the lottery the first thing I would do is hire help. Maybe not all three above. But definitely a chef, because I hate cooking. Finding something to cook the family […]

Never sing in the shower. Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember… Don’t sing! Does anyone else belt out tunes in the shower as if they are on x factor?! I love doing karaoke in the shower. No one can hear or judge, and

We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads. So, I’m not fat. I’m just really intelligent and my head couldn’t hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! They say as you get older

I pretend to be asleep and then I fall asleep. Now I’m going to pretend I’m skinny. Isn’t it weird that the only way to fall asleep is to actually pretend that you are asleep by closing your eyes. You have to laying still and TRY not to think of anything. I hate that, because

I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from; ‘You probably shouldn’t say that’ to ‘What the hell, let’s see what happens!’ I think it’s true! The older you are the less you care about what people think and what you say. You realise it doesn’t matter what others think, you are entitled to your