A Woman Wrote To Tech Support & Their Reply Is Genius. Dear Tech Support, ’Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, […]
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He Overheard A Woman Going Off On An Employee For A Cake Mix. He Did This. A hero, in everyone’s book. I was at the grocery store yesterday getting some groceries when I stumbled upon something that really ticked me off. I’m just hanging out, minding my own business looking for stuff on the list
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Five Surgeons Discussing Who Makes The Best Patients To Operate On. Third surgeon Reply Was Priceless Because It’s The Truth. The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see accountantson my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’ The second responds, ‘Yeah, but you should tryelectricians! Everything inside them is colour
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20 Ways To Subtly Mess With People ‘s Minds. These are pure evil, But Genius. 1. Holding the door open for a stranger while they are an awkwardly far distance away. 2. When you’re talking to someone, instead of looking at their face, look at their ear. 3. I asked a guy at work if
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A man has been drinking all day at a local bar and checks his watch. “1:30am, rats. I need to go home now or my wife’s going to kill me”, he thinks to himself. But as he’s trying to get up, he falls awkwardly on the floor. “I’m just way too drunk right now, I
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Confused Teacher Gets Frustrated By Student’s Dumb Answers But His Last Reply Changes Everything. Teacher: “If I gave you two cats and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”Johnny: “Seven!” Teacher: “No no, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many
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Boss Calls Employee’s House And Starts Sweating After Hearing This. The Reality Is Priceless. A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not rung in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with a main computer, he phoned the employee’s home number and was greeted with a child’s whisper, ‘Hello?’ ‘Is your
Men will never understand how joyful it makes us feel to unsnap that bra, whip it through our shirt and fling it across the room whilst watching TV. We as women don’t get many pleasures in life. Especially if we are Mother’s and wives. With hectic lives and constantly looking after other people. So all
Just because I give advice doesn’t mean I’m smarter than you.It just means I’ve done more stupid stuff than you. I know it is hard to believe. But during my life time I have made a few silly mistakes. That doesn’t mean I regret anything.As I am all about learning from mistakes. But when I
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An Obituary for the “death of common sense”. Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated
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