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money you've earned

Money you’ve earned.

Do you ever look back at how much money you’ve earned in your life and wonder what the hell you spent it all on! I expect everyone is in the same boat here? Isn’t it mad how we spend so much time working hard to make money and as quick as it comes its been

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when a woman laughs

When a woman laughs.

When a woman laughs during an argument please know that the psycho part of her brain has just been activated. I’m not sure if you are fimiliar with the female brain. But here is a quick explination into how it works. So that if you ever find yourself in this situation then you know what

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five minutes

Five minutes.

Have you ever realised that a woman’s ‘I’ll be ready in five minutes’ and a man’s ‘I’ll be home in five minutes’ are exactly the same! I am not a nagging wife as I know I have my flaws too. So I am viewing this from both perspectives. When I ask my husband how long

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loud speaker

Loud speaker.

If you are arguing loudly on your phone in public. Please put it on loud speaker. I need to hear both sides of the story! I know, I am that person. Yes, I am nosey and I really don’t care. I love to people watch and love to try and figure out what people are

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thingamabib

Thingamabob.

I put the thingamabob inside the whatchamacallit, turned the doohickey and the wuteveritis still doesn’t work. Any ideas Does anyone else get this confused? I can’t remember the names for everything these days, so just go around calling everything the thingamabob. My kids find it hilarious. Therefore, I now have my own language which I

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good intentions

Good intentions.

I always start the day with good intentions… Then I get out of bed and that’s usually where it all goes wrong! I always try to wake up positive and with a spring in my step. I do thank the good lord I’m alive and able to live another day. But then after that, it

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diddly squats

Diddly Squats.

I started a new exercise routine. Everyday I do diddly squats! 2020 has been an eye opener to say the least. Some of us have been fortunate enough to have extra time at home, so I’ve decided to come up with a new exercise routine. It is very simple, and is perfect for beginners. You

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put the toilet seat back up

Put the toilet seat back up.

I wish women would put the toilet seat back up once they’re done using it. Women are always moaning at men for their bad habits around the house. For example not putting dirty clothes in the laundry basket ect. But the most common complaint, is leaving the toilet seat up! I don’t know about you

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Wheel of fortune

Wheel of fortune.

You know you’re old when anytime you’re entering your date of birth with a smartphone you get to the year and you have to spin it like you’re on the wheel of fortune. It makes me feel like a dinosaur scrolling back all that way till I finally find my year of birth. I mean,

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