Funny

Me: Let me sleep. Brain: No, let’s stay awake and remember every stupid decision you made in your life.Me: Okay. I really really hate when I’m trying to go to sleep but my brain just will not switch off. It’s like my brain finds bed time the perfect chance to run through all the decisions […]

If you see me smiling it’s because I’m thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it’s because I’ve done it already. There are not many things in life you can be sure of. But trust me when I say, if you see me smiling I am up to no good.

I always knew I would get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though. I honetsly think time is going faster and faster. When I was young the days went by so slowly. Summers were endless and people an adult seemed so far away. But then I hit my twenties and

Do you ever look back at how much money you’ve earned in your life and wonder what the hell you spent it all on! I expect everyone is in the same boat here? Isn’t it mad how we spend so much time working hard to make money and as quick as it comes its been

When a woman laughs during an argument please know that the psycho part of her brain has just been activated. I’m not sure if you are fimiliar with the female brain. But here is a quick explination into how it works. So that if you ever find yourself in this situation then you know what

Have you ever realised that a woman’s ‘I’ll be ready in five minutes’ and a man’s ‘I’ll be home in five minutes’ are exactly the same! I am not a nagging wife as I know I have my flaws too. So I am viewing this from both perspectives. When I ask my husband how long

If you are arguing loudly on your phone in public. Please put it on loud speaker. I need to hear both sides of the story! I know, I am that person. Yes, I am nosey and I really don’t care. I love to people watch and love to try and figure out what people are

I put the thingamabob inside the whatchamacallit, turned the doohickey and the wuteveritis still doesn’t work. Any ideas Does anyone else get this confused? I can’t remember the names for everything these days, so just go around calling everything the thingamabob. My kids find it hilarious. Therefore, I now have my own language which I

I always start the day with good intentions… Then I get out of bed and that’s usually where it all goes wrong! I always try to wake up positive and with a spring in my step. I do thank the good lord I’m alive and able to live another day. But then after that, it

I started a new exercise routine. Everyday I do diddly squats! 2020 has been an eye opener to say the least. Some of us have been fortunate enough to have extra time at home, so I’ve decided to come up with a new exercise routine. It is very simple, and is perfect for beginners. You