Funny

9 out of 10 times when I lose something… It’s because I put it away somewhere safe. I literally have no idea what happens to it! I don’t put things away in a ‘safe place’ they get lost. So I decide to put them away and they still get lost. That is until I don’t […]

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love drinking wine and eating. There are two types of people in this world. People who like to exercise and those that don’t. Unfortunately I am in the DO NOT category. I wish I did, I really do. Because people seem to like to talk about

I hate it when I see an old person then realise we went to high school together. It really hits home just how old we are getting. We are constantly saying about how time it flying and the years are rolling round so quick, but when you still feel young at heart and are still

Smart cars, Smart TV’s, Smart phones… when will they start making smart people? With all the technology we have now a days, why are there still so many idiots walking around? We can make smart TVs, smart phones, even have smart cars that can drive themselves.. where are the smart people? Robots can go around

You call it ‘road rage’ I call it ‘agressively maneuvering around idiots who don’t know how to drive’. I don’t know about you, but being behind a wheel is very stressful. Especially since half the people on the road don’t actually know how to drive. I mean, how any of them passed their drivers test

OMG I have finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain.On the left side, there’s nothing right,and on the right side, there’s nothing left. For a while I have been wondering what is wrong with my brain, but then it hit me. On the left side, there’s nothing right. This probably explains why I’m always being

What’s four inches long and drives a woman crazy? A freakin’ empty toilet roll! Oh how I hate to walk into a bathroom and find just the cardboard roll there, it really aggravates me! The people in my house often leave an empty toilet roll or with just a tiny bit on, about two sheets.

My wallet is like an onion.When I open it, it makes me cry! I think my wallet must have a hole or something? Even though I can’t see a hole anywhere, but it has got to be the reason…. Because every time I open my wallet up, it is empty! I have no money. Especially

It turns out that when you’re asked who your favourite child is, you’re expected to pick from your own. I know that now! In every family there is the arguement of who is the favourite child and who is ‘loved more’ or spoilt. It’s hard to be fair in this situation as every child is

I’m about 5 pounds away from google maps listing me as a roundabout. How many people does this relate to? This lock down is hitting me hard. I feel like because I’m bored and home all day I’m constantly raiding the fridge and snacking! Honestly I just can’t stop eating, if it goes on much