Funny

A Burglar Breaks Into A Home With A Parrot …It’s Hilarious A robber breaks into a house while the residents are away one dark night. Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. Suddenly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere. […]

He Stayed Out All Weekend Without Contacting His Wife. Then He Gets Home… Bob left work one Friday evening. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his friends and spending his entire wages. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted

This Man Claimed He Cooked A BBQ For The Family But How His Wife Saw It Is Priceless. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine1. The woman buys the food.2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.3. The woman prepares

Girl Is Shocked To Receive This Note From Her Grandma. Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because

Little Girl Sent To Principals Office For Saying This. But Her Response Is Perfect. A lovely little girl is entering class for the first time when a friendly little boy approaches her. “My name’s Ted,” he says, “What’s yours?” “Happy Butt,” the little girl replies. “I’m going to tell the teacher on you for lying!”

An Old Italian Gentleman Wanted To Plant Some Tomatoes. An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter

Genius Dog Goes To The Butchers. As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $10 bill and a note in his mouth, reading: “5 lamb chops, please.” Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the

Wife is Fed up of Husband Farting in His Sleep. There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband’s habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke. The noise would always wake up his wife and

A Lost Dog Strays Into a Jungle…. So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he’s about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly “mmm… that was some good lion meat!”. The lion abruptly stops

Husband Wanted To Be Buried With His Fortune, Wife Left Him This. There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he