Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead. A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now”. He looks at her and says angrily. “Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a […]
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Husband Goes on Fishing Trip Out Smarted By Wife. I laughed so HARD. A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good
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Three Lessons Everyone Should Know About Them. Lesson 1 A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the administration
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This Is Why You Should Never Leave The House Without Underwear. Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the local paper comes this story of a Brisbane couple who drove their car to the shopping centre only to have their car break down in the car park. The man told
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This Little Girl Tried To Explain Childhood To her Class. This teacher never expected this explanation of child birth from a little girl in her class. You have to read this to enjoy…I don’t want to spoil it for you. I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the
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Woman Accuses Clerk Of Overcharging Her Then This Happens. A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She is not sure which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart clerk standing there with dark shades on. She says, “Excuse me sir…can
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Two friends are walking their dogs a Dalmatian and a Chihuahua. Two friends are walking their dogs — a Dalmatian and a Chihuahua — when they smell something delicious coming from a nearby restaurant. The guy with the Dalmatian says, “Let’s get something to eat.” But the guy with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go
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Nobody Believed This Man That His Dog Can Talk Hilarious Joke This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. “Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?” “Dogs can’t talk, pal. But if you can prove to me yours does, I’ll give you a drink. If
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He Says Hes Too Smart For 2nd Grade So His Teacher Tests Him. A second grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Johnny what his problem was, and he replied, “I’m too smart for the second grade, my sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than
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A Man Takes His Pet Lobsters Out For A Swim. Here is a joke about a man that is caught with a bucket full of lobsters. He is caught by the Beach’s Warden and to get out of trouble he makes up this brilliant story. Continue to read to hear how he got away with
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