Three Friends Have a Reunion This is GOLD Three girls, Jan, Sue and Mary haven’t seen each other since leaving school. They rediscover each other via Facebook and arrange to meet for lunch. Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio.Sue arrives shortly afterwards, wearing a grey Chanel […]
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She Never Expected This Reply From Her Daughter Prepare To Smile. The Mommy Test I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. “Why?”
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The Man Who Loved Baked Beans This is Gold. Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that
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Woman Sells A Porsche For Next To Nothing You’re Going To Love Why! A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to fuss. “Where did you get that car?! He calmly told them, “I bought it today.” “With what money?” demanded his parents? “We know what a Porsche costs.” “Well,”
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The Most Wonderful Husband EVER. Several men are in the locker room of a golf club when a mobile phone on a bench rings. A man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Of course everyone else in the room listens in. MAN: ‘Hello’ WOMAN: ‘Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?’
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Free to a Good Home Up For Adoption For The Best Reason. My girlfriend doesn’t like my dog, so I appeal to you. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance,
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3 Forgetful Sisters Over 90 Prove That Humour Never Ages. We all know that we are going to grow old. But they key to life is to never grow up. Keep your humour and always laugh. Laughter is said to be the best medicine. So be jolly. There is no point being miserable all your
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Grandfather Of The Year …This is Hilarious A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all sorts of things. The granddad is saying in a controlled voice: “Easy, William, we won’t be long . . . easy boy.” Another outburst and
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He Kept Nagging His Grandpa About The Unclean Plates. His Response Is Gold. John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John’s grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on
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The Perfect Couple Joke Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the
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