Funny

Little Girl Sent To Principals Office For Saying This. But Her Response Is Perfect. A lovely little girl is entering class for the first time when a friendly little boy approaches her. “My name’s Ted,” he says, “What’s yours?” “Happy Butt,” the little girl replies. “I’m going to tell the teacher on you for lying!” […]

An Old Italian Gentleman Wanted To Plant Some Tomatoes. An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter

Genius Dog Goes To The Butchers. As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $10 bill and a note in his mouth, reading: “5 lamb chops, please.” Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the

Wife is Fed up of Husband Farting in His Sleep. There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband’s habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke. The noise would always wake up his wife and

A Lost Dog Strays Into a Jungle…. So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he’s about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly “mmm… that was some good lion meat!”. The lion abruptly stops

Husband Wanted To Be Buried With His Fortune, Wife Left Him This. There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he

Husband Panics When His Wife Goes Missing. But I Did Not Expect This Reaction From The Police. We all know they saying ‘Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus‘. So it is no surprise that men show their affections differently than women. They also seem to have a different perspective on things and take notice

5 Ways To Train Your Brain to Eat Less. Be more mindful of what and why you are eating. If you are susceptible to eating a WHOLE bar of chocolate without pausing then you need to start being more aware. The two main reasons for over eating is boredom and comfort eating. Once you understand

A Cashier Noticed A TV Remote In A Womans Purse A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse: He could not control his curiosity and ask. “Do you always carry your TV remote with you?” She replied. “No, not always,