Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men As far back as humans can remember, men have always been the ones who take the biggest risks with their lives. They have always been the ones to expose themselves to the dangerous around them compared to women. For example, even as far back as cavemen times, the […]
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She Insulted This Man In Front Of His Friends By Spying On Him. How He Got Back At Her Was Pure Genius! We really hope after this she learned that day she should mind her own business. Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose in to other
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He Was About To Be Put Under Anaesthesia When The Dr Said This! Please enjoy all these funny stories involving patients and their doctors. I can not believe what some of these people said! I’d never had surgery, and I was nervous. “This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure,” the anesthesiologist reassured me. I felt
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A Man Hates His Wife’s Cat, So He Decides To Get Rid Of It. But It’s The Cat Who Has The Last Laugh A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he
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Little Johnny Is Lying In Bed Busting To Go To The Toilet. What Happens Next Is Too Funny! Little Johnny is wakes from his sleep one morning busting to go to the toilet. So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting to a bunch of her
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Rude Man Demands Seat On Cancelled Flight Booking Agent Had The Perfect Response To His Outburst! A crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly, an angry elderly passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, “I
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An Old Married Couple Are Lying In Bed One Night When The Wife Asks Him This… What He Said Next Is Priceless. Read To The End For His Brilliant Reply. The lady turns to her husband and says “I remember when we were young, you used to tell me you loved me”.Grudgingly the man replies
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Reasons Why Men Prefer Dogs Over Women 1.Dogs love it when your friends come over.2. Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo.3. Dogs think you sing great.4. Dogs don’t cry.5. A dog’s time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.6. Dogs don’t expect you to call when you are running late.7.The later
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He Named His Dog Something Unusual … He Didn’t Realise How much Trouble He’d Get In. When I went to City Hall to renew my dog’s license I told the clerk I wanted a license for Sex. He said, “I’d like one too!” Then I said, “But this is a dog.” He said he didn’t
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10 Top Complaints of Mrs Claus. Number 4 is So True! Want to hear a funny joke about Santa…. Why does Santa have trouble spelling? He thinks the alphabet has Noel. Of course we all love that jolly old fellow. But I’m sure it is hard work being the other half of one of the
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