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An Elderly Couple Went To A Dinner Party At Their Friends… What The Old Man Says Later Is Priceless! An elderly couple went to dinner at the home of some friends, also elderly.After dinner, the wives went into the kitchen and the two men were talking.One said, “We went out to dinner last night at […]

Wife Overhears Husbands Students Talking About His Class… What She Says After Shocks Them. Mr Smith wanted to become a teacher in the worst way. Unfortunately, the only job he could find was as an instructor at an all female college teaching sex education. His wife was a very jealous woman so Mr Smith decided

The Whole Courtroom Erupted With Laughter After Lawyer Asked The Doctor This! Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began

Therapy With Four Young Mothers Ends Hilariously. Just Wait Till The Very End. A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he turned and said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”

A Naked Lady Walks Into A Bar… What The Bartender Has To Say Is Priceless! So a naked woman walks into a bar and asks for a beer… The bartender stares at her body from head to toe then serves her a beer. She drinks it and then asks for another beer. The bartender stares

His Wife Was Preparing Breakfast For Him When She Said This… He Couldn’t Believe His Luck. But Just Wait Till The End. My wife was standing in the kitchen, making our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned

Couple Manage To Keep It Hot For 50 Years ….This Is Hilarious There was an old couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 50 years.” “Yeah,” she replied, “Just think,

After 37 Years of Marriage This Woman’s Husband Left Her Homeless …Her Response Is Genius After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multi million dollar home and since the man’s lawyers were a little better he prevailed. He

A Boy Catches His Mother Having An Affair. You Wont Believe What Happens Next! A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts

Night Out With The Guys. Man Gets Busted By Wife After Sneaking Home From Night Out With The Guys… Totally Hilarious. Randy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddies. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading