Funny

An Elderly Man Gets Pulled Over …You Won’t Believe What He Says Next An elderly man gets pulled over by police, “Step out of the car,” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyser test.” “I can’t”, the man says “I have very bad asthma, that can set off an […]

Elderly Gentleman Walks Into Cocktail Lounge …This Is Brilliant An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is in his mid-80s, well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive after shave. He presents a very nice image. Seated at the bar is a classy looking

Little Johnny Was In High School …Wait Till The End There was this boy Little Johnny in high school that was what you would consider a nerd: Anyway, he had his own lab in the basement of his home and one night he came up and said. “Dad look what I made.” So he poured

The Circus Arrives In Town …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud The circus arrives in town with a novel act – make the bull elephant kneel down and win $1000. After watching various people trying everything Jimmy steps up to the elephant and gives it a mighty kick in the **** The elephant collapses

Couple Is Working On Their Wills …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A couple were sitting in the lawyer’s office working on their will. The lawyer tells them that they should discuss end of life issues how they want to be treated. The man turns to his wife and says: “Please promise me that

Two Friends Are Walking In The Park …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold Two friends are walking in a natural park. At some point, they see a very rare and beautiful squirrel. “Should we take it with us?” Says one of the two. “Yes, but hide it in your underpants in case we meet a

Italian Couple Is Walking Around The Mall …Wait Till The End An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while, they get separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she sees and asks: “Excuse me, have you seen-a my-a Tony? He’s got a big-a belly and a-lotsa of

Elderly Couple Pick Up A Hitchhiker …What Follows Next Is Priceless A hitchhiker is taken by an elderly couple in an RV. During the trip, the husband, driving the vehicle, says “152”, and the couple laughs. Then the wife says “365” and they also laugh. The hitchhiker then asks “What’s the deal with these numbers?”

Susie Is Watching Her Mum Cook Dinner …This Is Brilliant “Mummy.” Asks Susie “Why do you always cut the ends off of the sausages before you put them in the pan?” “Oh, that’s just the way my mother always did it. You’ll have to ask her.” “Granny.” Asks Susie the next time her grandmother visited.

A Married Man Was Visiting His Girlfriend …Wait Till The End A married man was visiting his “girlfriend” when she requested that he shave his beard. “Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.” James replied, “My wife loves this beard. I couldn’t possibly do it. She