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21 Hilarious And Insightful Life Lessons. Number 6 Is Brilliant. 1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison. 2. To me, “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it. 3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight. 4. It’s the start of a brand […]

The Man, The Boy, and The Donkey : A Lesson on Critics  An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked beside him. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was

Couple Wake Up To A Drunk Guy Knocking On Their Door At 3am. Then This Happens. A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past three in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at

Kid Tries To Trick His Dad Into Not Punishing Him. But What His Dad Said Next Shocked Him Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and

He Told His Mom He’d Tell Her a Secret About Dad if She Gave Him $20. What Followed Is Gold. A little boy named Johnny was at the supermarket with his Mom and they were browsing the toy section. She always brought him there, despite knowing that he would ask for something. “Hey, Mom,” asked

The Overcrowded Bus Joke Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind

Teacher Asks Class To Start a Sentence With ‘I’ …What One Girl Says Is Priceless. A teacher asks the class of children to come up with a sentence beginning with “I”. After a few children come to the front with predictable statements about having a cat or a certain toy, a child steps up and

An Old Man Goes to the Doctor for a Check-up …What He Says Shocks the Dr. A 90-year-old man goes for a physical and all of his tests come back normal. The doctor says, “Larry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?” Larry replies, “God and

An Old Man Walked Out Onto A Frozen Lake For Fishing What Happened Next Is Hilarious It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour,

Moms Hilarious Parody of Taylor Swift’s “Bad Blood” Calls For An End Of The Mommy Wars One mom has taken aim at the Mommy Wars in the best possible way— through the undeniable appeal of a Taylor Swift parody. As Today reports, Deva Dalporto is a mom blogger who has had it with the way that mothers use