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Two Married Men Discuss How They Avoid Trouble From Their Wives Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do.’ ‘Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the […]

21 Of The Funniest Lies Parents Ever Told Their Kids Reddit users shared the funniest lies they’ve ever heard a parent tell a kid: 1. “My mom said they only named hurricanes after girls otherwise they would be himicanes.” 2. “When I was a kid my parents warned me that if I pressed the ‘reset’ button on the power

Getting Kicked in the Balls Vs Child Birth I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said ‘nothing’. The reason

Hilarious But True The Perks Of Being Over 50 Yes, we know that getting older is not always fun. But we are getting fed up with all the negativity that is attached to being ‘OLD’. Ask anyone that is over 30 and I can guarantee that they are much happier and content in life than

The Dentist Was Shocked When This Man Refused Anaesthetics Because He Was In A Hurry. But The Reality Left The Doctor Dumbfounded. A man and his wife walked quickly into a dentist’s office. The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my

An Elderly Couple Went To A Dinner Party At Their Friends… What The Old Man Says Later Is Priceless! An elderly couple went to dinner at the home of some friends, also elderly.After dinner, the wives went into the kitchen and the two men were talking.One said, “We went out to dinner last night at

Wife Overhears Husbands Students Talking About His Class… What She Says After Shocks Them. Mr Smith wanted to become a teacher in the worst way. Unfortunately, the only job he could find was as an instructor at an all female college teaching sex education. His wife was a very jealous woman so Mr Smith decided

The Whole Courtroom Erupted With Laughter After Lawyer Asked The Doctor This! Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began

Therapy With Four Young Mothers Ends Hilariously. Just Wait Till The Very End. A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he turned and said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”

A Naked Lady Walks Into A Bar… What The Bartender Has To Say Is Priceless! So a naked woman walks into a bar and asks for a beer… The bartender stares at her body from head to toe then serves her a beer. She drinks it and then asks for another beer. The bartender stares