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Judge Asks Woman Why She Wants A Divorce ….No One Expects This Bizarre Response A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” […]

Teacher Asked Students To Use The Word Fascinate In A Sentence… She Was NOT Expecting This. A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It

The Magic Lamp Joke A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. “I want to be

A Man Goes To Doctor Concerned About His Wife’s Hearing. What Happens Next Is Brilliant! The old man goes to the doctor and says, “My wife can’t hear very well anymore and I am getting worried. What should I do to help her?” The doctor thinks for a minute and says, “First we need to

Girl Quizzes Her Mum About The Past, What She Says Next Is Hilarious A mother is driving her little girl to her friend’s house for a play date. “Mummy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?”“Honey, you’re not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother replies. “It’s not very polite.”“Oh, okay,” the

36 Ways That People Can Just Tell You Have Kids W all love our kids. And that is can be very obvious even when they aren’t there with us. Here, are 36 ways that people can just tell you’re a parent and, whats more, how they can also work out the age of your kids.

Teacher Told Class They Can Only Use Big People Words. What One Of Them Said Next Is Hilarious. A group of four-year-olds were trying hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! “You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she was always reminding

She Was Stunned When Her Grandson Said This To The Man At Her Door. This Is Hilarious. A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?” Grandma

Confused Wife. She Was Confused When Her Husband Said He Had Killed 3 Male And 2 Female Flies. But Is Stunned When He Replied This. A young Australian couple recently moved to Florida and their first experience with the humid environment was the presence of insects and flies. They had a lot to contend with

She Thought He Would Just Laugh At Her Occupation, But Then He Said This. A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion