Funny

Woman’s Husband Was In Hospital …You Won’t Believe The Ending A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes […]

A Poodle Dog Has A Problem …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly lunges at his friend. “My life is a mess,” it says. “My owner is a bad person, my girlfriend ran off with a schnauzer, and I’m as nervous as a

Bob Returns Home Drunk …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Bob staggered home after a night of drinking. He tiptoed up the stairs so as not to wake his wife, Kathleen, but tripped and fell on his butt. The whiskey bottles in both back pockets made the landing especially painful. He let out a

Man Orders A Bowl Of Chilli At Restaurant …Wait Till The End A man sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili. The waitress says, “I’m sorry, but the man next to you had the last bowl.” The man looks over and sees that the other man has finished his

Patrol Officer Stops An Elderly Woman …You Won’t Believe What Follows Next A highway patrol officer stopped an elderly woman for driving 10 mph on the highway. As he walked up to the old woman’s car, he noticed that there were 3 other old people who looked very frightened and stiff. He leaned over to

A Priest and A Nun Are Driving Along …This Is Pure Gold A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down. The garage doesn’t open until morning, so they have to spend the night in a B&B. There is only one room available. The priest says,

Doorbell Rings While Couple Are Showering …Wait Till The End A man and his girlfriend are in the shower when the doorbell rings. The woman is just getting out and says, “I’ll get it.” She goes to the door wearing only a towel. A man stands at the door, looks at the half-naked beauty, and

Man Was Sitting In Bar Sipping His Beer …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next Man named Ray is sitting in a bar in Houston, quietly sipping a beer. Suddenly, a burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off his stool. “That was a karate chop from Korea,” the burly man

Woman Finds A Magic Lamp …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A woman was walking on the beach when she came across a genie lamp. She picked up the lamp, rubbed it, and lo and behold, a genie appeared. Surprised, the woman soon came to her senses and asked if she had three wishes. The

Captain Insisted On Wearing Red Shirt …The Reason Why Is Priceless Sometimes, as a leader, you have to hide your doubts; something this captain knows all too well. A ship was sailing in a dangerous part of the sea. The captain saw a pirate ship approaching his ship. The captain shouted to his crew, “Gentlemen,