Funny

Couple Invited Their Pastor For Dinner …This Is Brilliant The young couple invited their aged pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. “Goat,” the little boy replied. “Goat?” replied the startled pastor. “Are you sure about that?” “Yes,” said the […]

Little Johnny Has A Substitute Teacher …You Won’t Believe The End Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remembers it has an “r” after the first letter.” The entire class says, “Hello, Mrs.

Man Lost His Dog In The Park …What He Says At The End Is Pure Gold There was a man who has two dogs, named commonsense’ and ‘trouble’. He always brought his dogs to the park every evening. One day, he only brought ‘trouble’ to the park, and left ‘commonsense’ at home. While the man

Two Guys Are Walking In The Woods …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Two guys are walking in the woods when a wolf attacks them. They suffer a few bites, but they get patched up and go about their lives. The next month, on the next full moon, They suddenly change into wolves and

Man Goes On Tour Of A Factory …This Is Brilliant A fellow is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he’s shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle n!pples. The machine makes a loud Hiss-Pop! noise. “The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mould,” explains

Young Farm Couple Got Married …You Wont Believe What Happens At The End A young farm couple, Homer and Daisy, got married and just couldn’t seem to get enough lovin’. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. After

Cashier Notices TV Remote In Woman’s Purse …This Is Pure Gold A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse: He could not control his curiosity and ask “Do you always carry your TV remote with you?” She replied. “No, not

 A Woman Lost Her Cat …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house coat and went looking for him. When

A Man Went To The Doctor …You Won’t Believe The End A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and after they both had a long cry over it, he asked her if she would make love with

Boy At The Table Having Dinner With His Parents …What He Says Next Will Leave You Speechless A boy, his father and his mother are having dinner. But the boy doesn’t want to eat his broccoli. – Eat your broccoli! – says the mother. – No! – exclaims the boy. The father then leans toward