Funny

Old Man Feels Like A Horse …Wait Till The End An old man says he is feeling like a horse! So he is talking with his grandson. Old Man: I’m telling you boy, since I take these vitamins, I feel like a HORSE! Grandson: Oh yeah Grandpa, you and Grandma are “getting busy”? Old Man: […]

Little Johnny Is Walking A Cow …What He Says Next Is Pure Gold Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?” “I’m taking her to the bulls so she would get pregnant,” answers Johnny. The mayor is shocked, “Surely

Elderly Lady Meets Stranger On The Plane …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud “Hi! My name is Gertrude,” said the lady next to him on the plane… “It’s so nice to meet you! I’m flying to New York for my grandson’s third birthday. I’m so excited! I remember when he was just a little

Old Married Couple Lived Deep In The Hills …This Is Brilliant An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy something. “Well, my wife ain’t home,

Two Old Men Go To A Mexican Restaurant …This Is Brilliant Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles one day: Sid asks Al. “Do you know of any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?” Al replies. “I don’t know of any. Let’s ask

Drunken Man Sits Down On A Train …You Won’t Believe What Follows Next A drunken man who smelled of beer sat down in an underground train, next to an old priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn

Little Johnny Was In First Grade …You Won’t Believe What He Says Next There was once Little Johnny in first grade His teacher once asked him: “Do you know what the chicken gives us?” “Eggs” he answered “Correct, anything else?” “More eggs” “Besides the eggs, what does the chicken give us?” “Even more eggs, ma’am”

Old Married Couple Went For Their Medical Exam …This Is Pure Gold An elderly married couple scheduled their medical examination on the same day so that they could answer any questions the doctor might have concerning their partner. After the husband’s exam, the doctor then said to the elderly man, “You appear to be in

Couple Invited Their Pastor For Dinner …This Is Brilliant The young couple invited their aged pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. “Goat,” the little boy replied. “Goat?” replied the startled pastor. “Are you sure about that?” “Yes,” said the

Little Johnny Has A Substitute Teacher …You Won’t Believe The End Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remembers it has an “r” after the first letter.” The entire class says, “Hello, Mrs.