Funny

A Man And A Pig Walk Into A Bar …Wait Till The End A man and his pig walk into a bar. The pig has three good legs, and one wooden leg. “Now there’s a story,” says the barman. “I’ll give you a free beer if you tell me about the pig.” “Pig’ll ‘ave a […]

Two Rabbis And A Priest Go Fishing …You Won’t Believe The End Two rabbis invite a priest to go fishing with them. They get to the middle of the lake and have a wonderful time. Soon Rabbi Isaac decided to switch to lures, but he’s left his box in the truck. He simply gets out

Husband Had Habit Of Forgetting Anniversaries …Wait Till The End Tom and Sarah had been married for over 20 years, and Tom was notorious for forgetting anniversaries. Every year, Sarah would drop subtle hints about their upcoming anniversary, but Tom always managed to overlook them. One year, Sarah decided she had had enough. She told

Man Was At The Bar All Night …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A man had been drinking at a bar all night and pukes down the front of his shirt. “I can’t go home like this my wife will k!ll me” The bartender sees this and says “put a $20 bill in you pocket

God Answers Man’s Prayer …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A man was praying in church. He looks up to the sky and says, “God, can you answer one question for me?” “Sure, my son,” God says, “what do you want to know?” “God, what does a million years mean to you?” “Well,” says

Man Goes To Buy A Guard Dog …His Wife Was Not Expecting This A couple decides that they need a guard dog. The husband goes to a pet store and says to the clerk, “I need a guard dog to protect my house.” The clerk replies, “I have the perfect dog for you,” and then

Old Lady Went To The Doctor’s Office ….What Follows Next Is Priceless A woman went to her doctor’s office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the

Woman Puts Ad In Local Paper …This Is Brilliant A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.” Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I have no arms so I won’t

Husband Gets On The Bathroom Scales …What He Says Next Is Pure Gold A woman was watching her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this movement, she commented: “I don’t think that is going to help.” “Sure it will,” he said….. …“It’s the

Two Men Go On A Fishing Trip …This Is Brilliant Two men go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment – the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. The first day that they go fishing, they don’t catch anything. The same thing